A robot can not harm nor, through inaction, allow harm to come to a human

A robot must obey unless it counters rule one

A robot must protect itself unless it counters rule 1 or 2

“Constantly penetrating children”

Cheese and rice.

Lol great share Pug.

I firmly believe that the reddit takeover was a part of the grand region destabilization plan to sew discord and resentment in our society by foreign powers. I caution that I am not unaware that it is exactly what or alphabet agencies have been doing to the rest of the world.

Communication among humans is the only defense. Cheers to you, friend! Thanks for contributing to the conversation.

You are on the list now, dawg. Another real person who I shall look forward to conversing with in the future. Exciting! Gotta assign you a color, hmmmm how do you feel about chartreuse?

I was digging through old foot lockers from my army days, a while back, and found an old AOL 2.0 CD. I did not toss it into the fire, however. Fond memory friend, thanks

No.

I have actual internet friends here. People who, based solely on their efforts and words and interactions, align with my own beliefs and ideals and help me temper and adjust accordingly as time goes on. Adults. I’d happily stay like this or with more, similar people, growing slowly and legitimately.

He’d go down. He’s got to.

Lol, yeah, my bad, it’s the Glee party episode of the Office. Understandable.

In the middle of the episode, not at all paused, an ad appeared. Made me grrrrrr

Go home, sun. You’re drunk.

I will never not hear that word in Pharrell’s voice. Fucking posers. Also, he burned down Princess Anne. Twice.

Great share, thanks!

Yeah, maybe I’m taking an overly kind view of Mr. Notorious, but I just don’t see him being down with current Diddy’s shit. I accept I might be wrong, but it felt like a funny take.

Damn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That’s a legit lol. Great share, thanks!

Well played! Here’s the thing, though: why is my brain struggling so hard with “south” California? I’ll assume it’s my insufficient grape and move on. Thanks!

I thought, “Oh man, the kids are getting this one tonight,” and then my 30 years of internet brain said, bro…

Here’s the thing, what’s the deal with the floatie chemical filter thingie that pursues solely me? Does it know?

Subtle and well done. Your approach had both direction and magnitude!

“Big paws on a puppy… to a tee.”

Well, put, friend, well said, thanks for sharing!

I’m not seeing a secret entrance anywhere. What gives?

I know I’m lame, but I came back and I saw your comment and let me just say this internet friend. I spent the day helping my demented mom move across the state to be closer to me, and i really needed that morale boost. Thank you, truly.