CommieCretzl [he/him]

Always the ones you least expect etc etc

Imagine not being vegan in 2024

Is there something you’re trying to tell us?

in a war that has eaten more than 6,000 Russian tanks and at least 700 Ukrainian ones

Uhh, I have trouble taking those numbers seriously

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

This sucks so bad. Hey Ukraine, have you tried suing for peace then spending on the social safety net instead of bombs? It’s the least you could do

https://m.soundcloud.com/distantdreamz/were-in-fuckin-1320-motherfucker

Again?! Damn I guess it wasn’t bad enough already

non political

religious celibacy

violence against women

Everyone wins!

Imagine how excited dirt owls were when we invented dirt

Jokes on them, I will never stop doing cocaine

A little bit of exercise can help. Go for a jog or something

Once you get to know us I think you’ll find we’re actually pretty cool

You know what the car industry has to do now