My brother in Christ, werewolves existed for at least 150 years and shape shifting goes back hundreds more. A beast that becomes a person… What could that possibly be for? A person becoming a beast is easy and the not weird part of folk history that didn’t upset any kind of established morals. Violence is a part of life. Hot wolf dick that escapes into the night after making sweaty sheets? More difficult to keep as an oral tradition. Well, in stories at least.

Someone heard Trump and thought, “I bet that guy can carry a note.” That’s terrorism.

Death breathers are made of electric thinking meat. Life is fucking rad.

He lost weight. His life is still a screaming match with his partner over stupid shit.

OP doesn’t get it

They are

And tokens poured forth like mana from heaven, bringing games and tickets to the children, and there was bliss.

Music came down from on high and a band formed from unlikely friends. Their songs filled the room with pizza and loud children.

And in the middle of the malestrom, the music would start and together they cried out in terrible unison, “chucky. Chucky. CHUCKY.”

The Rogenverse TMNT have been meh. The movie was fine but gave the impression that the mutant problem was mostly resolved. The TV show, Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is absolute crap. Hopefully the game can turn things around.

Tuba crabs come pre-turned to Sea Major.

Thin things look nice in industrial design. It’s why phones stopped being chunky as soon as the battery packs could be scaled down. It’s why EV cars are in higher demand than EV trucks/UVs. Watches became a prestige product when they were thin enough to wear on a wrist instead of fitting in a pocket. Flashlights became a collectors hobby after they shrank down to be palm sized while retaining their brightness. Cameras became ubiquitous once they stopped needing a tripod and flash powder. Smaller things, thinner things, are more attractive to consumers.

Galapagos Tortoise shellmet.

It’s diminishing customer experience creep, except the company doesn’t understand what the user data means. They run A/B tests of different layouts, seeing what kind of feedback each gets to learn more about design choices and users. Each version should get its own feedback and then that data is compiled by data scientists into actionable feedback, things that can be done to improve the website in the direction the company thinks is an “improvement”.

Twitter abandoned those data scientists with the initial layoffs. There is no one to tell them what works and what impacts the customer experience, which is why each time the internal question of “how do we open up for engagement?” they answer it the same way, “Use existing user bases by linking their account to Twitter.” The result is several login requests all looking for the same cookie.

It’s lazy or inexperienced management. Knowing the type of person Elon hires, it’s probably both.

It’s just a phase mom!

How old is your brother? How old are you? This sounds like a troll post showing the overreaction of an online audience to recommend the most extreme response because some vital details are missing.

Maybe if they nerfed something other than player tools it would be fun. The devs can choose to make the bugs stronger or the guns weaker and they repeatedly take the fun away from players in the name of “challenge.” Did they even see their own trailers for the game? Where is that fun energy? They keep nerfing it out of the game.

It looks like it was built for rivers, so no worries of a big wave that would cause concern.

The math is so complex that research into Pringles with ridges was considered a national secret and it was classified. DARPA was rumored to have provided partial funding.

The sanctions have contributed to a ball-bearing shortage in Russia, which has affected locomotive maintenance in the country. This has led to a rise in malfunctions on the network’s trains and an increase in the number of vehicles being suspended, Russian newspapers Vedomosti and Kommersant reported in February and March this year.

Sanctions work, just add time.

Good. It’s about time they learn to milk a different cow for once.

A composite monster asking about provenance is scary.