Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

To all of you AI haters out there, stay away from the two minute papers yt channel. You’ll get very sad at the actual state of AI.

My favorite part of the original was the music. Kyle Gabler killed it. I still have three songs on my playlist.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I’ve been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I’m almost afraid to type this, but I think it’s gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I’m not violent, I’m not a thief, I’m not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

Still rockin’ my 6pro. I literally dropped it onto concrete today. It does have an otter box on it. But two years strong.

“Wait, what happened? We were making money. Oh, our country has been broke for a while now? Well, can we call the cruise ship guys?”

Employers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?

Not brioche either

Goddamn, I was blindsided by that last sentence. Sending good vibes now.

You’ll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

I keep running into obstacles preventing me from getting somewhere/finishing a job/getting laid.

I hardly ever have any reward or resolution in my dreams. Really frustrating

Reminds me of a quote from a Reddit comment years ago:

“Sometimes we lack the strength to communicate, and we whisper what we need to shout.”

Just about everything wrong in my life is my fault.