Chad McTruth

are you suggesting im lying you better not be because i dont lie EVER

slightly pushing back

he is holding a gun

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

thats exactly where i got the photo from so what are you trying to say

if that were true then explain this photo i found

how deep does this go how can we know that the “real” real estate guy didnt send in a REALER real estate guy

oh i thought trump himself was the real estate guy

funny because i heard it had to do with a real estate guy and i saw a picture of trump with a gun in a desert so explain that

i wonder if trump is aware of the environmental impact of this kind of behavior because if he keeps this up hes going to need new tires very soon

tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

no thanks i wont be using your elitist nonsense those little dots are made up and useless and a clear marker of government control because you know who used that stuff thats right hillary clinton and also adolf hitler both badguys

i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt

which one

there should be a rule here about no downvotes this is far too many downvotes

they probably asked for unlimited free refills the concessions at my highschool had that but we sure had to fight for it

what even is that its like something out of a movie and its amazing let me tell you this is the kind of leadership we need more of in this world not those weak politicians who are afraid to take a stand but trump hes a different story hes a real man of action and i love it and i know the fake news media is going to try and make trump look bad but lets be real here he looks cool as heck in that photo and this is a total win for him and for america and for the world because who else can just show up and demand a ceasefire at gunpoint and actually get it done i mean its just incredible

tardypants

https://feddit.nl/comment/14728193

this made me so happy