What about pickled dicks?

Ape skin?

It’s a banger.

How do you call a herd of washing machines?

Lurking intensifies.

Grok has acquired sentience!

Nah, he was the first computer criminal.

You don’t know the power of the knitting side!!

Gomez?

It’s a goose.

It cleans the pores.

I don’t have any piss, only diarrhea, is that okay?

Oh, he looks happy!

What a surprise.

Cylons hate this little trick.

This will give them the shitters.

Linux surrealism lol.

Hmm, maybe you should become a vampire. That usually does the trick.

It’s supposed to end up in the butt.

Oh my!