BruceTwarzen

Nature is healing

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Did you just fix menal health?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

Someone looking up if he can pre-order right now

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

I was worried for a second there

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

They move over to suicide squad and double their numbers

Eh depends. When covid hit, my friends convinced me to play warzone, and i haven’t touched any call of duty game since modern warfare 2. I watched random streamers, because i had no idea what i was doing and what was going on. Streamers from the uk were like: i’m here with my friends playing some warzone and get some cheeky snipes. And american stremers were like: TODAY ME AND THE COOL SQUAD IS RAPING SOME KIDS WHO SUCK AT WARZONE… While calling everyone a cheater and stream sniper. I know this is very generalizing and unfair, but it’s badically the same with gordon ramsey, the joke is that he’s mean and loud, and he is, on american tv.

I still can’t believe people are defending this shit, but here we are.

Muss!

It’s obviously pc for me because that’s pretty much all i use for 30 years. But i always liked the nes because it’s pretty satisfying to put in a cartridge and pushing it down.