I work in MEP and our emails are always considered legal documents as they can be used as evidence if ever we are taken to court. So we always treat them very technical and try to over explain everything so clients/plan reviewers/contractors can’t misinterpret. It’s kind of an old school thing, but the head of our department is an old school guy.
Engineer here.
Typically when I type out professional emails or documents that contain numerical values, I write out the number followed by the digits in brackets if it is ten [10] or below for cases of amount, unless I am listing out the counts of items, then I only use digits.
“The updated electrical design will require three [3] new, pad-mount 500kVA transformers to replace the three [3] existing 225kVA transformers,each located on floors four, five, and six.”
Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.
Anus… Right into the anus…
The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.
Sweet… Jesus…
Green chile and cheese.
They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.
We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.
It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.
Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.
Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.
My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.
That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.
Canoes - Volcanoes
The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth, Blondshell, Bent Knee, Buke & Gase, Guerilla Toss, L’imperitrice, Lucifer, The Mysterones, Nico Vega, The Octopus Project, Orchards, Radiation City, No Doubt {first few albums, not the new garbage), Save Ferris, Rubblebucket, Elise Trouw
Just waiting for Sid Meier to make a new pirates game… Forever.
I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.
Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha