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Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you

A-fucken-hoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ May the seas bless your sails today.

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they’ve had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

This is where we find out that we’re all Cumbrians - like some kind of weird Truman Show. I wouldn’t live anywhere else though, tried London for 6 years… Came straight back.

I recognized the Monument and had to click on to double check! Amazing 360° views from there.

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won’t stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You’d need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don’t recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it’s maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

All fart and no shit is Sunak!

Can’t wait for the next elections so we can vote a different liar in, maybe 1 with a spine.

Yeah exactly - let’s not get things twisted here. The being blown out of the sky by AA and the crash are 2 entirely separate situations involving the same plane that happened close together, that’s all. Yep.

I never thought I’d witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!