BeardedSingleMalt

Some choice selections…

Hollywood Undead - Whatever It Takes

Evergreen Terrace - Chaney Can’t Quite Riff Like Helmet’s Page Hamilton

Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God

Falling In Reverse - Watch The World Burn

HEALTH - Tears

Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge…like hundreds of MB.

It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting…to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats

BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.

Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

One thing to note, pihole also blocks ads in you’re using wifi from your phone. If I’m playing a game or whatever that has “watch this ad for…” half the time I have to switch off wifi or else it’ll claim the ad failed and won’t give the item.

I’ve said it in other threads, but these “free” anti-virus software packages are there to use scare tactics to get you to upgrade to paid versions and other products. I used avast, and avg in previous PCs and every other day it was popups

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife…

Amazon - $14.99 with Free Prime Shipping.

Sellers A & B - $9.99 with $5.00 shipping

Seller C - $4.99 with $10 shipping

And it’s always warm

This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

• All the workers have forearm tattoos

• At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

• Bacon is $4 extra

• The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he’s tough as shit…but only when he has someone backing him up

There was a demo for a music video maybe 10 years ago, Day Day - Backseat, the video seems to have since been scrubbed from the internet and the best I could find was a thumbnail. The only things I can remember about it are the lyrics went something like “if your driver needs a rider…then you put it in my backseat” (yes, its about exactly what you think) and the guy singing it looked like a cross between Geordi LaForge an Lady Gaga.

Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”

The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient’s record to get their phone number for personal reason.

Ah yes, my old manager. Has to be the one talking at any given moment, her meetings always go at least 15 minutes over because she spends half the time talking about every mundane thing her kids said, if there’s a meeting/call and 8 seconds of silence she has to make some kind of comment only she thinks is funny and forcefully laugh at it, and her own team members can’t give a project update without her talking over them to repeat what they already said or to add info that isn’t relevant.

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn’t move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.