From post-apocalyptic raiders to antihero Casey Jones, weaponized and armored sports gear is always stylish and fashionable.

Not my cat, just a random internet discovery.

Et tu, crouton?

Avoid any situation in which you might have to do so.

Loud pieces of shit

I was on board with pineapple in some scenarios. Carl’s Jr does a teriyaki burger with pineapple that’s alright.

But beets? Apparently even the food is trying to kill you down under.

The shade battle between West and Loveless lives rent-free in my head.

I unironically enjoy the old 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. It was cheesy as fuck, I don’t deny that. But it was fun. And the comics themselves can be as bad or worse sometimes.

Also I like Julian McMahon.

Also also, Chris Evans towel scene.

This or spontaneous oral sex.

Can a vampire landlord enter uninvited with 24 hours notice?

Alright, that’s fucking it. Next long weekend I have, I’m figuring out how to install Bazzite.

I reject the premise that I should eat sunflower seeds of any brand. They’re bird food. Pumpkin seeds are exponentially better.

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?

Did Pillars 2 implement its turn based mode as something you can toggle, like the Pathfinder games? That’s my favorite implementation. RTwP for blowing through trash, TB for the big fights.

Star Trek/Re-Animator. The ultimate Jeffrey Combs picture. A cryogenically frozen Herbert West is revived on DS9 and gets to doing what he does best - undead monstrosities. Parts of the station are sealed off and eventually the only ones who can stop him are Weyoun and Brunt.

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I appreciate your efficient inclusion of the keywords that tell me I would absolutely hate this. Enjoy the game!

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

I like fiction podcasts, and the main one I’m working through currently is The Magnus Archives. Each episode is a short first-person paranormal horror story, and they start out pretty standalone, eventually building more background and connections between the stories and adding more “frame story” about the people collecting these tales. I wouldn’t say it’s an SCP clone, but it’s kind of shaped similarly.

I think it’d definitely work that way for your more silly putty shapeshifters like Morph. Someone like Mystique could probably close up cuts and holes, but I’m not sure she could like siphon some mass from other areas to regrow a hand, say.