My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

1. Wanna fuck?
2. Round 2?
3. Round 3?

This is my personal fav of the answers so far (though you guys already have a sense of my taste lol)

I genuinely don’t care for domestic animals. They’re fundamentally property and beneath humanity to me. I think we should care about animal welfare for environmental reasons and as a stewardship for any non-person entity.

I think most people buying a lottery ticket know that it’s a loss on average. I think people buy it for the experience and the dreams that it represents. From that perspective, I don’t think that it’s a scam for most people but rather just buying a slice of fantasy

LOVE the Hopeless Romantic Society recently. Jahad has truly perfected the “man on the street” formula, gives grace to the interviewee, and has a punchy, hilarious editing style.

Sometimes, hypothetically, you post cringe. It’s ok, I post cringe sometimes too

I was experimenting with clothing combinations and feeling myself. I walked into work and my friend eyed me up and down and said “I’m not gonna say anything.” That shady cunt!

Eventually I got him to give me constructive feedback lmaooo

Why can’t people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP’s question 😭

Anyway, I’d pick bubble tea I think. There’s a lot of variety and mileage I can get.

Popheads circle jerk, where it’s just my soapbox of shitty memes! 😍

How extensive are the varieties? I’m a big fan of lots of cheeses and I’m trying to have less animal products, but I’m only human

It’s smaller so while the general communities feel more niche and welcoming, the smaller communities I was a part of are just non-existent.

I’m trying to take a “if you build it, they will come” attitude, but I’m not a very creative person so I tend to just repost stuff friends send me on insta.

It’s like being born in an amusement park and then the ticket guys charge ya. I just don’t think that’s fair

Idk people didn’t ask for existence so why should they suddenly pay for it

Isn’t the prisoner’s dilemma the exact opposite of this claim

I mean, with luck like that, I’d buy a lotto ticket

We live, we serve cunt, we die

Jkjk. I think why I stick around is bc I can help others even in the smallest ways, and that brings me joy. Also, the art that people create and the knowledge to learn are big factors as well.

Totally ideal? Green energy robots automate all the stuff humans need (food, water, shelter, sanitation, etc.) so that no one has to work and people can do whatever they want!

Thanks for editing the title man! I otherwise really enjoyed the meme, fwiw

Dude you can talk shit about the Chinese govt without being racist

We need to start Rocky-posting evidently.

Also you could photoshop the narrator in front of one of these weather charts with the caption “describing my balls”