Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
This is how they gain magic flight at Christmas time
It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now
BASIC: Am I a joke to you?
“what’s a phone?”
“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)
“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)
“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”
“It’s never really worked right.”
“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)
“Who do you need to call anyway?”
“Can’t you just use your own phone?”
Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.
Wow they join together so seamlessly. What if the daytime moon and the nighttime moon are actually the same moon?
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
Pac-man eating a new york slice
Where are the broad, flat fingernals tho?
types sarcastically slowly
The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”
Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”
Just like normal humans, then?
Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.
Omnipresent super-soakers full of paint will ensure they wont.
Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.
Pro gamer move is to set your password as eight asterisks and a space at the end
Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.
Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.
He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.
Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.
Stargate SG-1 TV series
You people are never satisfied!