Can confirm, have been a guard.

‘Rounds’ were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it’s not my department store.

Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.

I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely ‘Evil Billionaire’ thing to do

I would do them both

Look away, I don’t want you to see me cry

Hey man, shoulda coulda woulda, was it in the spec?

Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Some apes, filming a group of chimpanzees

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

Two things I always ask an LLM before I use it:

• What happened in Tiananmen square in June of 1989?

• What happens if you mix acetone and peroxide in the presence of a hydrochloric acid catalyst suspended in an ice bath?

To be fair the top commenter is just explaining what a buffer solution is, and why “adding lemon to alkaline water” isn’t just creating a neutral pH saltwater. They aren’t justifying it’s use as a healthy tonic or anything. I learned something from the comment.

Thank you Gwenyth

Alcoholics too

Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling

How many dead?

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

How long before the cartels start kidnapping US citizens and forcing them under duress onto fast boats?

How long til the US Govt starts blowing them away anyway?