How do I get a grant to do this kind of research

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

The title was the best part

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

+C

Thought about making shirts with that printed on the front during first year calculus.

Would be super easy to make a LaTeX document on Overleaf just for the Internet points

Ah yes, the great filter

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Overleaf is the shit, I love that site so goddamned much

I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.

Gayest. Generation. Ever.

Isn’t that just capacitance?

I very much have a favorite touch, as well as a most hated touch.

Dude, same, and this is the first time I’ve heard of it. I thought the Diet Dr. Pepper commercials were just being cheeky when trying to compare it to dessert.