A New York Times investigation revealed that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was brought access to the wealthy through relationships he built with members of the Horatio Alger Association of …
Seems we haven’t reached the bottom of the pile yet…
Anything worth saying here is better said in this way: https://www.theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048