Without a doubt a 1970s rockstar
big-ass dragon.
skate around on hot wheels, zip around the burj khalifa, blend in with humans.
wear a beat-up rag in the desert and save a traveler.
be mysterious at the soup kitchen. but an observant worker notices something’s off.
live through a hundred calamities because eh, humanity will get through it.
smash a wall with my big-ass human-form tail.
eat 1500 drumsticks, sleep 80 hours, then fix the wall bc the landlord’s a nice lady and i don’t want to disquiet her.
the soup kitchen friend is on to me.
big-ass dragon.
Definitely a fungus that grows huge under the earth and spouts a few fruiting bodies every one in a while.
Just leave me alone and unbothered to grow and eat, maybe with a few other fungi in the area so I can exchange signals with them.
I’m not going through this shit again
I’d take human again, I’d want another shot.
8 billion people, half of which live on less than $6.85 a day[0] and almost a billion that live under $2 a day.
Sure, roll the dice. This is the best life you’ve got though.
A cat, being spoiled and living in the countryside.
A Limited Liability Corporation
As a literal class K star
Would I know everything I know now? Cause if not, then what’s the point? I might as well be a completely different person (because I would be).
If I do know everything I know now, then would I retain that intelligence if I was another creature? Like could I come back as a chimpanzee with my full current intellect? What about an octopus?
Could I come back as a 90 year old billionaire’s only heir, and be born with my complete current knowledge? Then I can just use the cash to help people?
Since this is fantasy anyway, could I come back as a Viltrumite? What about a Kryptonian?
Could I be Cthulhu?
Could I just be me, but reborn with my current information?
WHAT ARE THE RULES???
Why would anyone want to be reincarnated? The world is descending into fascism and it won’t be liveable much longer anyway. When I die it better be fucking permanent.
Protozoa on the bottom of the ocean do not care about fascism. Protozoa just need nutrients.
I understand what you’re saying. I wish I was never born to begin with but life could be better. I mean, whatever the world descends to it doesn’t matter if you live on a private island in the Caribbean or Oceania.
Human again but as a girl. Wanna know what it’s like
Any alien
Earth is overrated
Someone from an advanced spacefaring civilization
You know those stories about people who insist they remember their past life? But there’s no way to confirm it? I’d like my memories passed down like that.
I would rather not. One lifetime is too much for this crappy world.
I think I’d like to be an outside cat for some rich family lol
Same except indoor cat with a balcony. I don’t want to get eaten by a hawk or ran over by a car.
I’m assuming I’ll be smart enough to not get hit by a cat. Fair point about natural predators tho.
That’s good as well
A human, several hundred years in the future when Communism has won out.
