The gif is even better
Was going to post this if someone hadn’t.
PLEASE put an NFSW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Lemmy to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn’t contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Ah yes, the Lemmy version of The Aristocrats.
The fediverse needs more of this honestly
Is… is this a copy pasta I missed. If not it ought to be
It’s a variation on the default post causes masturbation copy-pasta. I think there are at least a couple dozen variations and most of them are glorious.
@Thorry84 Well, at least we now have 43 more people who joined Lemmy. And the pigeons.
Science is completed. Science has won.
The internet… uh… finds a way.
No, they definitely thought about this one
Not long enough. And also for far too long at the same time? 😅
We sent this as a gif to our family to announce that we were having a child, with “life, uh, found a way”
