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Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.
Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.
This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃
Labyrinth is a world where wishes come true, especially sexually charged but confused ones.
So I think your logic is spot on.
Jareth seems at least a little ungay considering his infatuation with Sarah.
As for Bowie: https://youtu.be/xxIBftflGvg
Bowie was packing in the girl-coming-of-age story. Wild stuff.
The past is a foreign country. France, I think.
France, I think.
Not even Labyrinth is that horny.
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Labyrinth was such a good time.
𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢
bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals
Bowie was at least bi, him and Jagger hooked up, I think only the music video of the ordeal was released
there were two videos you could have linked, and you linked the right one.
When she’s a goblin, I start a-wobblin
When she’s a goblin, there ain’t a prob-lin
Grant. My wife will be going as Ellie and the kids are going as dinosaurs.
snorlax. my gf is going as ditto
US Supreme Court judge.
I’m working on a Manny Calavera mask.
I have everything I need for a Nadja of Antipaxos costume, but I don’t think we’re going anywhere.
Mr Clean. Easy and one of the handful of bald friendly costumes.
Are you painting your eyebrows white?
I think so! There’s a pretty good shop for theatrical makeup so I should be able to get those hauntingly white eyebrows at an almost reasonable price.
Awesome! Hopefully you can use an ear ring.
You should learn the dance too.
I had no idea there was a dance, thanks for sharing! Gonna have to practice my booty shakin’!
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I’m going as Joe/Manco/Blondie from the Dollars trilogy. My girlfriend was originally going to go as cowboy (cowgirl?) Barbie but that might be changing now
