What are they conserving? Quit calling them that. They haven’t conserved anything. How about simply calling them “criminals” - which they are. The criminal party. How about that? Their new logo can be a cartoon burglar, you know, the one with the mask over the eyes and unshaven? Yeah - like this guy. ish.

https://webstockreview.net/images/burglar-clipart-comic-13.jpg

There’s an appropriate spirit animal. Don’t vote republican… because they’re not conserving anything and they’re robbing the country blind.

Conservatives before the pandemic:

Socialized medicine is bad, you get what you pay for!

Conservatives after the pandemic:

You can’t trust the pharmaceutical industry, they just want to make profits!

The main reason to not outlaw it is that conservatives are currently in charge of the laws, and will redefine “conservative” to mean “not fascist”.