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The sausage party or what ever it’s called. Everybody was recommending it to me, such a funny movie.
What a absolute shit show was that. The only part that was a little bit funny was with the stoner dude having a existential crisis with the talking food.
This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Awful, but not bad enough to enjoy because of it being bad. Too tone deaf to enjoy watching, not tone deaf enough to enjoy lampooning.
So it’s actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn’t made and definitely doesn’t exist, but The Last Airbender. I’m glad it doesn’t actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.
If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.
But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.
I couldn’t make past 20 minutes of Cats. It’s just so bad and weird it makes me uncomfortable watching it.
This would be higher if people actually saw it lol. That being said, I have not either
Star Wars:The Rise of Skywalker. I have never left a movie feeling like my intelligence was insulted until that movie.
Rise of Skywalker is barely a movie. It feels like a reddit post written by someone mad at TLJ.
That is the perfect distillation of what it feels like watching that shitshow.
That movie was ten times worse than TLJ, an a absolute shitfest from start to finish.
For the life of me I can’t understand this. It doesn’t even make sense from a business perspective. Like, yes people will pay to see this movie no matter what but that good will will dry up eventually. Any amount of effort to have made these movies legitimately decent would have paid off vastly in the long run. It just seems utterly bizarre that Disney would just YOLO this shit and stand around as their golden goose is slowly strangled for what ever gold flakes they can pick out of the shit
I don’t watch very many movies and this might be a controversial answer but the Hunger Games (at least the first movie, I’ve only seen the first one). It actually took me a whole month to watch it because the first time I tried to watch it, I fell asleep about 5 minutes in and I had to build up the mental fortitude to actually finish watching it. And it took me a total of three sittings to watch because I didn’t have any connection to the story or the characters at all. I think I also remember the second half of the movie being actually good (not great, just good) but nothing really notable happens in the first half.
I think if they gave less time to the back story of the characters and focused more on the hunger games portion, it might have been fine.
Battlefield Earth.
Hands down, for the production money that went into it, The Hobbit trilogy.
From the moment they decided to milk it for three movies I knew it was going to suck. It’s a simple little adventure story ffs.
This is the only movie series that legitimately made me mad. The book seemed so simple to adapt to the screen. Just follow the book, with a little cut out to help with screen time, and watch the money roll in. Instead, we got one of the worst book adaptations Hollywood’s ever seen.
You make more money with a trilogy!
Just make each movie of the trilogy 30 minutes long! Copy the TikTok hype and call them “shorts”!
The live-action Hobbit movies are the only movies that have a worse budget-to-quality ratio than Star Wars Episode II
Episode II aged better than Episode I. I’ll die on this high ground.
In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle
Words do indeed matter.
Jupiter Ascending - Terrible acting, story & let’s not talk about the CGI
I think i made it 10 minute into that movie.
Eddie Redmayne somehow managed to act well through the terrible script. Only redeeming part of the movie.
This is an unconventional answer but stick with me:
The Bruce Willis Death Wish remake.
Movies are well known to have a so-bad-it’s-good factor. Aside from watching something made with passion fail, sometimes a failing movie can be mildly elevated by having an interesting choice or concept. Maybe a single actor who is really giving a go and creates a memorable scene.
Death Wish has none of that. It is a flatline of a movie. Nothing is ever done with passion, nor is it ever entertainingly incompetently. The entire movie is nothing but bare minimum technical competence. There are no bizarre plot twists, no unique action, no nothing. It simply exists.
Skyline
A Serbian Film
A Christian Carol. I know Christian movies are low-hanging fruit, but the awful CGI, terrible writing, horrible camerawork, and nonsensical story really just make it truly awful.
The Mary Poppins remake. To be honest, the movie was ok, but what really ruined it for me was the fact that a girl asked me out on a date to see the movie, then decided I wasn’t The One halfway through and just up and left
How does that even work when you don’t talk during a movie?
I used to have a crush on the Olsen twins and I made it through some unbearable films back in the early 2000s. I could tell “Getting There” and “When in Rome” were truly awful even though I was a wee teenager. Luckily they stopped making films shortly thereafter.
Woody woodpecker, epitome of lazy Hollywood film making, nothing unique or redeeming at all just another cgi mascot in a real world setting with a bollocks story
