Just stare Jesus straight into his eyes as you bust a nut. If that fool is trying to assert dominance by T-posing over you, just show him who is the real alpha in the room.
To repent you should say “I’m sorry daddy I’ve been a bad boy”
When I first scrolled past I thought someone was jumping on the bed. I’m like, WTF gam-gam doing?
Jokes on gran I’m into that shit
Jesus watching you clap those cheeks.
S̶̡̙̤̯͋u̴̼̰̱̔̚f̶̤̮̗̟̑̀f̸̧̍͌̈́͘e̸̡͇̟͛̍̉̌r̴̠͛͘ ̶̅͜l̸͈̤̟̙͗̓i̸͈͚̱̕͜ţ̷̃̏͆̚t̸͕̹͍̊̈́͋͐l̷̟̹̬̾͘̚ẹ̷͆ ̷̖̫́͊͒̚c̷̢̣̭͗̃̓̎h̵͍̯͒̑̆̇î̷̩́̐͘l̸̢̧̙̏d̵̞̹̦̈̊r̷̦͊́e̷̘̐̊̎͝ñ̶̚͜ ̶̳̅͜͝t̴̡̮̦̩̍ǫ̸͇̰͆̈̾̂ ̵̢͇͈͋ć̸̲̝̦̝͆o̵̡̬͒̓m̷͍̳̈́͝e̴͍̺͎̐̿͠͠ ̵̋̋͗͜u̶͈̎̌ṉ̴̢͍͉̐t̶̟̫̱͑̒͊ö̶͉́̀͝ ̵̰͕̞̻̏́m̸̤̻̞̠͂̈́͗͒e̸̮̤͐͆̿
Sigh. <unzips>
@Ertebolle no need to sigh. Sex is like pizza: if it’s good, it’s good. If it’s bad, it’s still good.
And some guy in Italy has a lot of rules about it
- some guy in Italy’s inbred pet country
Is my dude seriously sleeping on a bare mattress?
Are you going to turn your back on that statue long enough to make the bed?
Hard to tell for sure at this resolution, but I’m pretty sure that’s just a blue sheet 🤷
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