Here’s a silk dispenser too. Do whatever you want with it… catch prey, fly around in the air currents whatever the fuck. Just don’t tell the boss i hooked you up
You could even use it as a scuba tank if you want
8 eyes but still with really shitty vision. Spiders got scammed.
Not all. Jumping spiders and wolf spiders took all the good eyes and ran away with them.
I once spent nearly my entire lunch break on a construction site watching a tiny jumping spider hunt. That was awesome.
Spiders are just failed crabs. Or possibly in-process crabs.
Conversely, crabs are the spiders of the sea. Which is why I have a hard time eating them even though they’re delicious.
Because you love spiders so much?
Yes but fortunately crabs don’t make nets
Um… do they have 8 of anything, ah, else?
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You want spider-man powers? Fine, here you go. Lets call you a… well you’re not a man… OK lets call you spider.
If you say “Here’s your large number of things”, I can forgive the error, but if you spell out “Here is your large number of things” instead of “Here are…” I shake my head.
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Nope, 8. 6 legs is insects or most threesomes.
