• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    do you know what I think of every time someone uses the phrase “I came across…?”

    shooting one’s jizz across something.

    There. i said it.

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        1 year ago

        If you could see the reality of what you just said, she was a hemiplegic in a wheelchair, she had bed sores, she is now cremated and sprinkled over her parents in a graveyard.