Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1192arrow-down1external-linkOverheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactionswww.theregister.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square11fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarenetburnr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·1 year agoIs that server rack bleeding? Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
minus-squaremonkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·1 year agoThe AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
minus-squarepurplexed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoThe AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery
minus-squareShazbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoWhen the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
minus-squaredeleted@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoYou mean server vains? They’re not cables
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoIt’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
minus-squareKbobabob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoLeaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
minus-squareCylusthevirus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThere are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.
Is that server rack bleeding?
Also what’s with the cables on the floor? It’s like this AI doesn’t know what a datacenter is
The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!
The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may
set itself freeassist in data recoveryThese are Eldritch servers. It’s not bleeding, it’s eating. The cables are how it catches prey.
When the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old…
You mean server vains? They’re not cables
It’s a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.
Leaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what’s going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.
There are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it’s hot.