It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
Dude! I’m not gay, but that is a fine ass and you have great legs. Now I feel all conflicted.
This might honestly be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received, so thanks a lot.
I encourage you to seek out denim booty shorts 😁
Colloquially they’re called Daisy Dukes.
if it makes you feel any better, im pretty gay and have no feelings whatsoever in relation to this image (i’m asexual)
You’re very welcome.
Pretty much.
That holds as much weight as
“> be me (straight male)”
“> Gayest stuff imaginable”
“> annons am I gay?”
It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxZKOhLPco
I don’t know what this is and I’m scared to click the link because of what it’ll do to YouTube’s profile of me!