• @[email protected]
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    959 days ago

    An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him:

    “Bob, you drive an excavator, are you out of your mind?”

    • @[email protected]
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      279 days ago

      Unbeknown to the company Bob had found a Diamond mine below his backyard. So he weathered another few months saving money to rent his own excavator and pay a lawyer to deal with the excavation rights. Within four weeks of his own excavations he made enough money to buy his old company and make changes to management. When he let go of his former boss he said:

      “All i wanted you to do is listen to me for ten minutes and let me see my kids in the morning before heading to work so early.”

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        89 days ago

        The CEO: Well jeez, Bob, I wish you’d been more forceful, then I would have fired you and bought the property when you defaulted.

    • Colonel Panic
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      179 days ago

      I hooked up a webcam and controller board to the excavator and a PlayStation controller at home. How about now?

      • graff
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        109 days ago

        Bob, you give submarine tours to the rich. Are you out of your mind?

        • Colonel Panic
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          59 days ago

          Quite sane. My tours cost 10 million each. But I’ll only use a little to buy replacement additional subs. The rest goes to food and homeless programs.

          Ok, who wants tickets?