12345? Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

Will they come with gift cards for Taco Bell?

It’s the one person, from what I can tell.

If you do, you won’t know how much momentum he’s attacking you with.

Reject humanity. Embrace vibe.

Bees can bite …?

This but the guns are real.

Is…um…did they ask salmon questions about people?

That’s ridiculous - what would salmon know about people??

Space Kermit was pretty far out there, man.

Hitler Shark, doo doo do-do doo doo

Vroom vroom

It seems so hit or miss in kitty instincts. They’re either small tigers or clueless furballs.

China doesn’t face a 245% tariff. Us US individuals and small businesses face a 245% tariff.

Oh lordy-osis

One mmmmmilion years gitmo.

That site is comedy gold

Go to Mastodon Canada it’s fun

Brutal

😢

Stamets? “Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.”