Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Oh.

Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.

Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

If they actually pull the trigger? Sure.

I remember damn near 10 years ago sitting in a conference room hearing about how in 2 years, we’d be making the electric ID van in the States. Then it was 4 years, we’re building a mirror plant in 4 years, making electric Passats, with Atlas’ to follow.

That is somebody’s completely undisguised fetish, and to that person, you do you, but being upfront about your smut sells better.

Alright, time to burn down all of Finland. Just reduce everything to ash. In fact, nuke the ash after we’re done. Maybe add some salt after that. Nothing can live there anymore.

We’ll just be extra careful this time, can’t have a second Australia situation.

Mostly, yeah. He’s practically getting to live his dream these days, after going through a pretty long rough patch.

I’m still untangling things, in my own way, but I can also recognize the strides I’ve been able to make with it. It’s taken many a long year to get to the point where even talking about it didn’t leave me shaking in anger or fear, and I consider that a major improvement. Shaking off the last shadows from the monster.

We had a long driveway. I quickly learned how to position myself to be able to see out the window and prepare before being seen.

That was also around the same time I learned how to quickly make a bug-out bag, a bit of cryptography(My dad and I had a code language, just in case), and just how far I can be pushed before physical response is my only response.

There isn’t enough therapy in the world.

If someone goes to another team after this, would they be considered half-chub?

Goddammit, Roshi, never again.

Realistically speaking, would they even be able to support a body that large on those types of wings? Or would they have to evolve some form of rigid structure like a bird or bats wings?

I have cats just under a year old, this is their first summer with eyes open. We’ve had a few fireflies get into the house, and watching them go nuts once they notice this weird flashing bug has been the highlight of my night lately. All 5 of them running in a little pack, eyes wide. Every time they light up, all the cats stop and just stare. It blows their little minds, and I love it.

I want a man who can put me in a death roll.

Who up strokin’ their mole?

I’m okay with this.

They’re fun and all, but fuck having to wait an hour just to get out of the parking lot of my job because the main road is completely shut down, and another hour because of all the fucking traffic that got held up.

Living in a small town has absolutely killed all joy parades used to bring.

That is so goddamn industry dependant, it almost hurts.

Right now is exactly when we want people taking time off. It’s slow as fuck, we can mainly get by with smaller teams if we’re caught up on production. Get the fuck off the clock for a week or two, that shit don’t roll over, you’re not getting it paid out, and you’re definitely not getting time off once summer ends.

Okay, then make it as catchy as Love Shack, you stupid bird.

And where do they do it most? In your chair, man!