The correct answer based on OPs question. Very nice. Look at you, reading the post like a hero!

I am no tech pioneer so a lot of these phrases mean nothing to me. That doesn’t mean I can’t learn, however.

I’m curious, which specific messaging app allows any of what you’ve listed?

The downvotes around anything suggesting iMessages is always ridiculous to me.

It really is the safest app I know for messaging. Is there some privacy issue of which I’m unaware?

I’m noticing some specific accounts doing it. There have to be some alts or lurkers because the downvotes don’t match the ones posting obvious lies.

Maaan. Do not fist bump your supervisor, OP!

I like your general optimism and your faith in this person, friend.

What’re the chances he’s a Fox aficionado now and would absolutely not be a good commiserating partner?

Man, you are way out of line with number 1. It made me skip the rest.

Those games start with fun and try very hard to remove frustration, not lean into it like any Souls or Soulslike.

I was thinking this must be metric because only Europeans with their noses firmly in the air would get it.

You don’t have to tell us, we know.

Yes.

You can take my personal taxes and pay the people that aren’t traitors to America.

You, personally, can go do it.

Yeah, use my taxes to defend people that don’t betray the constitution.

“According to law and regulations.”

The president is breaking the oldest law we have. Around deez here parts we call that the constitution, Kyle.