Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.

Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?

Horses know how the world works, that’s why they’re always giving it the middle finger.

My favorite thing about quantum physics is that Schrodinger’s Cat was presented as a criticism. It was the most ridiculous extension of quantum superposition that Schrodinger could come up with. But then all the quantum physicists went, “YES! That’s a perfect way to explain it. Let’s teach that to middle schoolers!”

According to their press kit, their casino alone has 93,000 feet. All of them square for some reason.

“How I ended up spending 2 hours listening to a shark ramble about their action movie spec script: Fingers.”

“That one to left, that’s the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it’s gorillaing! Name it accordingly.”

Nice way to chain unrelated features together to make something more than it was before. I’m bookmarking this video in case I’m ever asked “what is hacking.”

In my day vibe coding meant a delivery pizza, loud music, an eighth, and no other plans for the day.

Every single story about windows 11 makes me hope I can convince IT to let me migrate my work laptop to linux before October.

Pythagoras wasn’t the first to describe the relationship and he didn’t prove it mathematically, but he still got his name attached to it for centuries.

That’s life goal stuff right there.

This looks like the trailer for an ILM remake of CryptoZoo NFTs.

This is why I didn’t buy a wireless android auto adapter when I bought a different car. I figured Gemini was going to get stuffed down our throats there.

I thought I cancelled a couple years ago, so I appreciate them sending me an email telling me they were still getting my money.

Alternate moods:

Pretty sure its the Spider Man theme tune.

Shortened lives, hastened climate change, and stunted development is a small price to pay for being able to see a nude version of any photo posted to xitter.

Somebody send a gift basket to the Skype CEO, he’s not doing so well.