Yeah I would like to see how she reacts when I sum over her delicate wavefunction and square her nasty little probability amplitude… But I bet she would moan and beg for me to integrate over her infinite intervals, that little slut
Sir we’ve had some complaints, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
Hang on hang on, I’m almost finished.
And can you hurry up with my Frosty?
And anyway Stanislaw Lem did it better
Well, maybe, but Lem did as mathematicians do: write lengthy, intricate things and then not do a lot. Whereas my little stanza of physics is just a prelude to things that happen later in the lab, and which require a first aid kit at hand.
Bro I’m telling you, you gotta set up your lemmas a little bit and get everything in order before you get to the QED
Dayum
